Antonio Banderas released his new fragrance, The Secret, this week. But why buy a bottle when you can make your own? We here at the Soup blog have unearthed The Secret ingredients...Combine passionately: three pounds of glistening chest hair, one teaspoon of sex in liquid form; salsa; seven drops of baby tears; two pupils from eyes that have witnessed Lambada:
The Forbidden Dance; immigration papers (if making in Arizona); Salma Hayek's left breast; a dash of Melanie Griffith circa 1984; one tall, dark, mysterious stranger who frightens yet arouses you; and...potpourri. And, voila! Your very own batch of The Secret. Be careful, though. It's very powerful. One spray and you may end up in a Robert Rodriguez movie.